Abused as a cub and kicked out of some of the country's top schools, Ballsy places a premium on having fun. Are you ready to join him?

Take the quiz, and find out if you have the right to call yourself "Ballsy." Check the Ballsy Cam to see what the world's nastiest teddy bear is up to. Let Psychic Ballsy predict your future, or enjoy one of his very special videos. You can also download his screensaver or read his Bedtime Stories, but, well, you're asking for trouble.