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Ballsy Bear®, Bitchy Bear®, Badass BearTM, and Queer BearTM are adorable teddy bears, designed by award-winning artist, Sam Blum. Each says at least twenty different things. They are not toys, nor have they ever suffered from this misconception. Bring home Ballsy, Bitchy, and Queer Bear for just $29.99 each, plus shipping and handling. Badass Bear is a little bit more -- $34.99, plus shipping and handling - but he comes with his own black jacket (and baby, those aren't cheap!).
SIZE DOES MATTER! Ballsy and Queer Bear stand a proud 16" erect, while Bitchy and Badass are 15" in height. They are fully jointed -- you can turn their arms, legs and heads around, but be warned: this will piss them off.
BALLSY BEAR®, BITCHY BEAR®, BADASS BEARTM, and QUEER BEARTM ARE NOT FOR CHILDREN. Duh. We strongly recommend that you do not give them to kids. Their appearance may be cute, but their mouths are rough. Do you really want your little sister to learn these words from a teddy bear?
READY TO GET THE WORLD'S NASTIEST TEDDY BEARS? To make a secure credit card purchase (VISA, MasterCard, American Express or Discover), please complete the information below. Order a bear by phone at 310-766-5393. Or, send a check or money order, payable to "Chum Toy Company" Be sure to calculate shipping expenses, and include your phone number, in case we need to reach you.
PLEASE NOTE: If you'd like to buy Ballsy Bear®, Bitchy Bear®, Badass BearTM, and Queer BearTM and live in the U.S., please do not use a P.O. Box for your mailing address. UPS will not ship to P.O. Boxes.
IMPORTANT SHIPPING INFORMATION: Rush orders (Next Day and 2-Day) are shipped the day after we receive your order. They are sent via UPS, which works on weekdays only. Also, UPS does not count the pick-up day as one of the days of delivery. For example, if you place a 2-Day order on Monday, it will be picked up by UPS on Tuesday, and delivered on Thursday
3-Day Select orders are shipped on the day after we receive your order, but UPS will not guarantee 3 day delivery to small towns and rural locations. In these instances, it may take 4 business days for delivery. Therefore, if you place a 3-Day order on Monday, it will ship on Tuesday, and you should have it by Friday IF you live in a metropolitan area. However, if UPS is delivering to a rural locale, your order may not arrive until the following Monday (remember, UPS does not deliver on weekends).
ALERT!!! BADASS & BITCHY BEAR ARE SOLD OUT!
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