Get 'em the gift they'll never forget!
Who needs another teddy bear that says, "I wuv you?" Give your friends, family and loved ones the gift that says what you really mean: Ballsy Bear®, Bitchy Bear®, Badass Bear™ and Queer Bear™ - the World's Nastiest Talking Teddy Bears™!
Ballsy, Bitchy, Badass and Queer Bear™ are big, cuddly-looking teddy bears, but when you squeeze their tummies, they each say over 20 outrageous things. These stuffed animals are a whole lot of fun, perfect for almost any occasion (such as birthdays, anniversaries, and office parties), but don't give them to the kids!
Ballsy Bear® says:
"I've got a stiffy that just won't quit!"
"Kiss my %$*@ing ass!"
"I swear. She told me she was 18!"
"Squeal like a pig!"
"I got your warm and fuzzy right here!"
"You know what they say, baby. The bigger the belly, the sweeter the juice!"
"Whoa! Acid flashback!"
"What part of f&#k off don't you understand?"
"Squeal like a pig!"
"Blow me!"
...and over 10 more lewd things!
Bitchy Bear® says:
"Go f%$k yourself!"
"My dog's got a bigger dick than that!"
"Until they make diet semen, I refuse to swallow."
"I've got PMS and a gun. Any questions?"
"Oh, eat sh#t!"
"On your knees, boy!"
"I've got a strap-on. Let's see how you like it."
"F%$k off and die!"
"I smell pussy-whipped!"
"I've got PMS and a gun. Any questions?"
"Are you in yet?"
...and 11 more nasty expressions!
Badass Bear™ says:
"I'm not real good with names. Mind if I call you s%$thead?"
"F%$kin' A, bubba!"
"I'm 49% sonuvabitch, 51% motherf$#ker!"
"Your mouth's writing checks your ass can't cash."
"I woke up this morning broke, sticky and confused."
"F%$k you, asshole!"
"Do I look like I give a f%$k?"
"Sounds like bulls%$t to me!"
"See you in Hellllll!"
"Practice safe sex. Go f%$k yourself!"
...and 10 more crude phrases!
Queer Bear™ says:
"Jane's not the only one who likes Dick."
"I'm here, I'm queer. Get over it!"
"Faaabulous!"
"You go girl, but your boyfriend can stay!"
"Come sit on my lap. We can talk about the first thing that pops up."
"I'm not gay, but my boyfriend is!"
"I f*&k anything that moves - so don't fidget."
"Having a fabulous weekend, wish you were queer"
"Come out now, ask me how."
"If you can rope me, you can ride me"
...and 11 more outrageous things!
Imagine the faces when these bears drop the f-bomb! Is there a better way to say how much you care?
Face it: it's a sick and twisted world, and you've got a great sense of humor. Give 'em Ballsy, Bitchy, Badass Bear™ and Queer Bear™, the gifts that reflect the REAL you!
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